I have a couple questions?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane?
Can you cry under water?
If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong?
Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?
What’s the difference between a novel and a book?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
If humans evolved from monkey’s/apes, why are they still here?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn’t be mysteries.
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why are both of Spongebob’s parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
Why doesn’t flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we’re head over heels when we’re happy? Isn’t that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water… how did she ever bathe?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :’Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
If there’s a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?
Why are the adjectives ‘fast as’ and ’slow as’ often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn’t the little cans be 2 cans?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why are red buttons always the most important?
How is chess considered a sport?
Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"?
If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
Would you die if you didn’t pee?
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
How’s come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
When Atheists go to Court, they can’t swear on the bible, can they?
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
Could some
wow. u must have benn reallyyyyyy bored wen u wrote this….haha its funny tho so im guna try 2 answer it all. hahaha =p..well here we go.
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane? -what? i have no idea…i guess u could technically… : /
Can you cry under water? - u can cry anywhere, its jus tht underwater no1 can c ur tears…
If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong? - haha if he was and she heard him… then sure..why not?? haha
Can Bald people have Hairline fractures? - yessss.
What’s the difference between a novel and a book? - nothing. i dont think.
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? - erg well prob in ur 70s but thts not old in my family =]
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? - i dont think thts ever happened but if sum1 didnt prob not, unless its auto.
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?- what?! that…confuses me so much. i think china is sumwhere down so prob not. ….not tht it wud really matter…iv honestly nevr thought of tht. ever.
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket? - no its a cold hot pocket.
If humans evolved from monkey’s/apes, why are they still here?
-haha maybe they r just the ugly people. haha cept i think monkeys r sooooooo cute!! =D
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? - because its cept sealed so it doesnt dry…if u kept it open it would.
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn’t be mysteries. - xx
Do penguins have knees? - ummm
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on? - idk it jus makes sence.
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?- 2 keep it clear so if thr wer an emergency people could run thru it.
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? - cuz she prob walked around and picked them all up so people would have 2 buy them from her…idk!
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? - who knows. - prob in religion…ever ben 2 a library?!?!?!?!?!
Why are both of Spongebob’s parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? -because thr fat.
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel? -waaaa???
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?- um no.
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? -because thts jus how it is. unless they r throwing a chicken at u.
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? -well if they arrest whoevr lives thr they wont need 2 worry bout tht will they.
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? -wow.
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy? - …r.. u.. serious..
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"? -im not even going 2 try.
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? - what r u talking about??!
Can you cry underwater? - u already asked this. YES.
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them? - no. i hope not cuz tht wud be so wierd.
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? - omg.
Why doesn’t flavored gum turn your mouth that color? -ok a flavor isnt a color. and if gum is a color it does.
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? - …yes.
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? -i dont know…ive wondered tht 2…
Why do we say we’re head over heels when we’re happy? Isn’t that the way we normally are? -i…well…sure.
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water… how did she ever bathe? -idk she prob smells really bad.
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets? -yeh i think they have 2
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :’Caution: May Cause Drowsiness? -cuz like wen u wake up like u might pass out or sumthin and they dont want ya drivin so u end up killing someone. or urself.
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on? -i dont even know what a pin-up is. but if thr not wering clothes….probably notttttt.
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time? - i dont even know how 2 answer this.
If there’s a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"? -yes.
When the French swear do they say pardon my English? -i have NO idea.
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about wha
QUESTION: If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
ANSWER: No
my friend….
these are life’s unanswered questions. Mysteries..if u will.
1. No
2. Yes
3. Probably
4. Probably
5. A book can be anything. Like a picture book. A novel is a chapter book.
6. The average life expectancy of your type.
7. Yes
8. I think so
9. idk wut that is
10. Evolution is a myth. Them being here helps prove it.
11. Because it’s not touching the edge and it is staying wet.
12. They didn’t completely solve it. They solved MOST of it.
13. I dont think so
14. Because. When you set the alarm it is on and ready. But when it goes off, the clock stopped timing. It stopped timing your sleep.
15. If your standing in front of it you are in peoples way.
16. Because Sally was money grubbing.
17. The bible is not in the library.
18. Because Spongebob inherited his genes from his uncle rather than his mother/father. (as with me)
19. No.
20. Ha ha no.
I dont feel like answering the rest. But I am magic!!!
haha luv the questions. dont have answers lyk 3/4 of them. and i dont want 2 write answers 2 any others, cuz theres 2 many questions. lol it funny
OK, that’s a clever bunch of stuff!
But just to be boring, I’ll give a real answer to this: If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
And the answer is not only yes, in theory, but also straight up!
you wrote, "can you cry underwater?" twice =)
Wow, that’s more than a couple.
Star for you though!
Oh and to this one: Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :’Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
it’s because people are stupid enough to take it and then drive, and then the company gets sued. Same thing with hot coffee and stuff.
A couple questions? Such nonsense. And it’s cut off at the end? Haha you used copy and paste from some website. Silly, silly, silly you!
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
i think in roman times they used to use marbles!!
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
neither you would be dead as the earths core is extremly hot!!
WOW!! those are some interesting and confusing questions! i have wondered about many, many of them myself!
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